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August 23, 2005

What Reason Do We Really Have For Racial Profiling?

This came in another email from Brenda the Democrat, bless her heart .














Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the


following multiple choice test. The events are actual


events from history. They actually happened!!!


Do you remember?


1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by


a. Superman


b. Jay Leno


c. Harry Potter


d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40


2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were


kidnapped and massacred by


a. Olga Corbett


b. Sitting Bull


c. Arnold Schwarzenegger


d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of


17 and 40


3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:


a. Lost Norwegians


b. Elvis


c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women


d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of


17 and 40


4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were


kidnapped in Lebanon by:


a. John Dillinger


b. The King of Sweden


c. The Boy Scouts


d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of


17 and 40


5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown


up by:


a. A pizza delivery boy


b. Pee Wee Herman


c. Geraldo Rivera


d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of


17 and 40


6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked


and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and


thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:


a. The Smurfs


b. Davy Jones


c. The Little Mermaid


d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of


17 and 40


7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and


a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was


murdered by:


a. Captain Kidd


b. Charles Lindberg


c. Mother Teresa


d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of


17 and 40


8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:


a. Scooby Doo


b. The Tooth Fairy


c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid


d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of


17 and 40


9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first


time by:


a. Richard Simmons


b. Grandma Moses


c. Michael Jordan


d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of17 and 40


10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania


were bombed by:


a. Mr. Rogers


b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild


Bill's women problems


c. The World Wrestling Federation


d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of


17 and 40


11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were


used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers


and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US


Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the


passengers.


Thousands of people were killed by:


a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer


Fudd


b. The Supreme Court of Florida


c. Mr. Bean


d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of


17 and 40


12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in


Afghanistan against:


a. Enron


b. The Lutheran Church


c. The NFL


d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of


17 and 40


13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and


murdered by:


a. Bonnie and Clyde


b. Captain Kangaroo


c. Billy Graham


d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of


17 and 40


Nope, ..I really don't see a pattern here to justify


profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never


offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing


us, airport security screeners will no longer be


allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct


random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,


airline pilots with proper identification, secret


agents who are members of the President's security


detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and


Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss,


but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40


alone lest they be guilty of profiling.


And guess who just bombed London...






Hmmmm, what pattern is that?


Posted by Seth at August 23, 2005 01:23 AM

Comments

Oh the patterns are there, but blind people can't see them.

Posted by: NYgirl at August 24, 2005 12:12 AM

They'll develop 20/20 vision real quick after a bunch of people die, but it won't bring them back. Too bad there's not some way we could use ACLU lawyers the way you might use people as human mine detectors. :)

Posted by: Seth at August 24, 2005 12:50 AM

ACLU lawyers as human mine detectors....I'll be dreaming of that tonight.

Posted by: NYgirl at August 24, 2005 11:13 PM