Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the

following multiple choice test. The events are actual

events from history. They actually happened!!!

Do you remember?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by

a. Superman

b. Jay Leno

c. Harry Potter

d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were

kidnapped and massacred by

a. Olga Corbett

b. Sitting Bull

c. Arnold Schwarzenegger

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians

b. Elvis

c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

4. During the 1980’s a number of Americans were

kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger

b. The King of Sweden

c. The Boy Scouts

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown

up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy

b. Pee Wee Herman

c. Geraldo Rivera

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked

and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and

thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs

b. Davy Jones

c. The Little Mermaid

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and

a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was

murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd

b. Charles Lindberg

c. Mother Teresa

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo

b. The Tooth Fairy

c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first

time by:

a. Richard Simmons

b. Grandma Moses

c. Michael Jordan

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania

were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers

b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild

Bill’s women problems

c. The World Wrestling Federation

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were

used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers

and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US

Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the

passengers.

Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer

Fudd

b. The Supreme Court of Florida

c. Mr. Bean

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in

Afghanistan against:

a. Enron

b. The Lutheran Church

c. The NFL

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and

murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde

b. Captain Kangaroo

c. Billy Graham

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

Nope, ..I really don’t see a pattern here to justify

profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never

offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing

us, airport security screeners will no longer be

allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct

random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,

airline pilots with proper identification, secret

agents who are members of the President’s security

detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and

Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss,

but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40

alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

And guess who just bombed London…