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Hard Astarboard » Blog Archive » This One’s Baaaad,…

November 20, 2007

This One’s Baaaad,…

…but I just can’t help but post it.

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion.

The true story has been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington, DC.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the Union.

On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a doughnut shop or a motel in the United States.

If no prize is revealed, he must take a job in India answering telephones to give technical support or other customer service for an American corporation.

H/T Brenda

by Seth @ 2:03 pm. Filed under Humor

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4 Responses to “This One’s Baaaad,…”

Gayle Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 9:26 am
LOL! Yeah, it’s bad all right… but funny!
Seth Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Gayle –

I know, but I just couldn’t resist, given the evidence of its possible accuracy.
Ken Taylort Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Puttin being an ex KGB has not nor ever will change his communist spots. With things the political fall out that has taken place because of the defeatest Dems he thinks that we are weaker than we were and as such he is flexing his Soviet muscle.

Thanks for the clarification about the spot. I wonder if he has to yell, “where’s the beef, ” as he rubs the spot. Oh forgot that would be sacreligious wouldn’t it ? Happy Thanksgiving Seth!
Seth Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Ken –

There seems to be a plethora of past leaders in Moscow who came out of the KGB, as well. I wonder if they’ll ever find their way out of their police state mentality over there.

Until they do and they have real democratic governance, we have to keep an eye on them.

I wonder if he has to yell, “where’s the beef,” as he rubs the spot.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

You have a happy Thanksgiving as well.