June 14, 2007


…one blonde joke,

Blonde in the Everglades

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades,while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine Alligator shoes, in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices that the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, “Well, then, maybe I’ll Just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes
for free!”

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, “Well, little lady, why Don’t you go on and give it a try?”

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.

With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back. Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration,


H/T Brenda

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8 Responses to “Okay,…”

  1. Shoprat Says:


  2. Gayle Says:

    ROTF! That one’s excellent, Seth. Thanks for the laugh! :)

  3. Seth Says:

    Shoprat –

    I agree. :-)

    Gayle –

    Thank you.

    Once in awhile a good one shows up among the bombardment of forwards-oriented email. :-)

  4. Angel Says:

    LOL..dang and I’m now blonde well sorta kinsa.lol

  5. Seth Says:

    Angel –

    That means you’re entitled to go get some gators — for the shooooooooooooooooozzz. :-)

  6. chicagoray Says:

    ;):) Damn good one, never heard it and I have a catalog of these and others in my head, but can’t use use ‘em anymore without offending somebody :(

  7. Seth Says:

    Ray –

    I had never heard this one either, and I thought I’d heard all of ‘em.

    We’ve definitely come into an age of PC, LOL, there’s hardly anything anyone can say about anything that doesn’t offend someone someplace (sigh). The best thing for those folks is to learn to laugh at themselves, they will find the world to be a much more pleasant place and life in general to move much more smoothly as a whole. :-)

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