June 7, 2007

Waaaaaaah!!!!

I couldn’t care less who’s ahead of who on a reality TV show or which designer clothed some actress for a major award show, for that matter I don’t even give a flying whatchamacallit who won the damn Grammies. This may have something to do with the fact that I rarely even watch TV anymore unless I have a DVD in my deck or I’m watching a political program or Presidential speech.

I read and hear all the chatter about celebrities whose names are meaningless to me but seem to be a big deal to so many other people.

I could care less which Hollywood star married which other Hollywood star, which empty eyed teen sex symbol is divorcing which professional gigolo in order to hang on to all the profits from her next tour or….

….about the trials and tribulations of a spoiled, talentless, mega-rich girl who’s been living in her very own narcissistic fantasyland party ever since she came of age. A “celebrity” without portfolio who is, literally, famous only for being famous. You see her name on Yahoo, Excite and other home pages under “Top Ten Searches”.

“Waaaah,” she bawls, “it’s not fair! You people are interrupting my party!”

The fact that such a creature is a “person of interest” in this country makes a highly revealing statement about the evolution of the public mindset….

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2 Responses to “Waaaaaaah!!!!”

  1. BB-Idaho Says:

    Suppose there is no chance of a Presidential Pardon?

  2. Seth Says:

    BB –

    LOLOLOL, she’ll just have to endure the royal treatment not afforded other convicts for the rest of her “hard time”, the twit.

    I’m somewhere in the “violently opposed” category where convicts’ rights are concerned, but I think those “check-ins” who had to be displaced so that little miss empress could be booked under 5-star circumstances ought to sue the bloody piss out of the local culo munching jailers and be awarded a good million apiece out of Ms. Hilton’s bank book (after, of course, they’ve served their respective sentences).

    Mind you, I haven’t a vindictive bone in my body toward Paris Hilton — she’s awash in money, how she handles the situation is her business, but — she’s presently in the hoosegow because she shined on the court date for a DUI trial. She received her celebrity pittance in her current cell as the result of a bench warrant.

    However, I believe that whether we’re celebrities or not, we should all face the same penalties for breaking the law.

    Unfortunately, that’s not the way things work.