Mark Steyn’s kicking some serious butt this week, and making me laugh my touchas off at the same time, with this column.

You gotta hand it to these guys: “Redeployment” is ingenious. I’ll bet the focus-group consultants were delirious: “surrender,” “lose,”,”scram,” “scuttle ignominiously,” “head for the hills” all polled poorly, but “redeploy” surveyed well with all parts of the base, except the base in Okinawa, where they preferred “sayonara” — that’s “redeploy” in any language. The Defeaticrats have a clear message for the American people. Read da ploy: No new quagmires.

Read the column and see if you don’t — heh heh — laugh your ass off at the way Steyn presents a too-true state of affairs.

Don’t drink your coffee while you read the column, or you might spew it all over your keyboard.