While I have no doubt that there are at least a few evil virgins out there, I don’t think the devil would share them with his eternal inmates, and I do believe that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has by now finished his boat ride across the River Styx and been confronted by this fact, much to his chagrin.

I’m apparently not alone in this conclusion, as my friend GM Roper has already reported on Zarqawi’s first interview with Satan.

A similar assessment comes to us from Melanie Morgan, whose column also provides a good look at the liberals’ respose to their thankfully late hero al-Zarqawi’s demise.