January 24, 2007

One More That’s Right Up My Alley

A tourist walked into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking he decided he must have it. He took it to the counter. “How much for the bronze rat?”

“Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the story,” the owner said.

The tourist gave the shop owner twelve dollars. “I’ll take the rat. You can keep the story.”

As he walked down the street carrying the rat, he soon noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and began following him. This was disconcerting, so he began walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. He began to trot toward the Bay, but looking back he saw that the rats now numbered in the millions, were squealing ever louder, and coming toward him faster and faster. Now scared, he broke into a run, then a full Olympic sprint to the edge of the Bay where he threw the bronze rat as far out as he could muster.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and they all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop.

“Aha!” said the owner. “You have come back for the story.”

“No,” said the man, “I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat”.

H/T Brenda

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3 Responses to “One More That’s Right Up My Alley”

  1. BB-Idaho Says:

    Seth,
    Heh, you’re just strengthening my resolve!
    (I thought he wanted a bronze illegal alien)

  2. Seth Says:

    BB –

    The fact that the setting was San Francisco has special significance to me, as I used to live there. A bronze Democrat disposed of as described would turn that city into a ghost town. The effect on real estate prices would be astounding, a minimum wage earner would be able to afford an apartment on Russian Hill.

    The illegal alien idea would also be worth pursuing. :-)

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