January 23, 2007

Three Things To Think About

Here’s one I couldn’t resist posting:

THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

1. COWS

2. THE CONSTITUTION, and

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it’s worked for over 200 years and we’re not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a
courthouse………You cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians - it creates a hostile work environment.

H/T Shana

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2 Responses to “Three Things To Think About”

  1. MariesTwoCents Says:

    LOL! If we could catch the little buggers we could just insert a chip behind thier ear to keep track of them. Why give them a perfectly good animal they dont deserve?

  2. Seth Says:

    Marie –

    If it was up to me, we’d just track ‘em, stack ‘em & send ‘em back, with chips implanted that explode if they come back across the border without going through legal immigration procedures. :-)