April 22, 2006

Always Ready To Help Out

For the last couple of weeks I’ve been pretty bogged down with work, in the last few days I’ve been all about a completely non-stop existence, in and out of town twice and buried while at home. So, I’m taking a break.

My computer bearing something other than work, a glass of 18 year old Glenmorangie on the rocks at hand and some good music playing, in this case some Mozart string quintets, the volume not so high that I can’t hear the wall of sound produced by the myriad birds in my treesome new neighborhood — I have about nine of the suckers, big-uns, right here on my own third of an acre of America. Being a former big city, apartment dwelling kind of guy, I can only say that this is pure paradise, albeit without all those virgins they give you when you courageously blow up some women and children in the name of the Religion of Peace.

I’ll tell you, I would never want to work in the PR department at CAIR(Council of American Islamic Relations), or, for that matter, in any department at CAIR. Can you imagine the outrageous stress levels those poor wretches must endure? You devote every minute of your workday, every last drop of sweat in your personal universe, to promoting as common knowledge that the religion you represent is one of peace and devotion to G-d, while all over the world, fellow Muslims you endorse are committing murder and mayhem in His name. The strokes and heart attacks they must have there…. What undoubtedly makes things even worse is that while you are promoting the peacefulness concept on behalf of your organization, you and the folks running said org are also profoundly supportive of Islamofascist terrorism. This has to mean that some tall tales as well as the occasional bald faced lie must be told, but hey, it’s okay to lie to infidels.

Anyway, I didn’t come to talk about terrorist animals jihadis.

As the title of this post indicates, I’m always ready to help out.

Today, I would like to help out those who aren’t completely sure where their political beliefs really are by referring them to a test that will leave no question as to where they stand. It was sent me by its author, Don Hagen, a masterpiece if ever I saw one, aptly titled THE SATIRICAL POLITICAL BELIEFS ASSESSMENT TEST.

I had read it previously, over at blog buddy Kender’s place, and thought then that it is definitely worth sharing. Have at it, it’s a lot of fun.

AND…

There are also a lot of people out there who are Democrats. These are fellow Americans, even if they are sniffing along behind the Kerrys, Kennedys, Carters and Clintons with whom our great country is patriotically challenged. So we must help them to become better Democrats, and the best way to do that is to direct them to a checklist of 21 Ways To Be A Good Democrat, which is graciously posted at Always On Watch.

Check ‘em out.

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2 Responses to “Always Ready To Help Out”

  1. Always On Watch Says:

    Thank you for linking to my article. I appreciate it!

  2. Seth Says:

    It is an awesome post, I’d've been a fool not to. :-)